"Don't believe in everything you read on the internet"
Aristotle
"This is totally going to my blog!"
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
There is only one god, and his name is Death.
And there is only one thing we say to Death: ‘Not today’.
Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
Madness is not a state of mind
Madness is a place
Lets go there, shall we?
so this is what happens when you give LSD to gnomes
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?